We found this gem in the 1939 yearbook.

“We don’t care how much noise you make.”

Would that it were that easy!

One word: Wallpaper.

Just like any standard modern-day student’s room. You know, with a breakfast table. And oriental rug.

The “men” must all be elsewhere.

You can’t be too careful dealing with the dread Dining Room Gang. They’re tougher than they look — don’t let the saddle shoes fool you.

We’ll save your life, but don’t expect us to like it.

One cannot be too careful about tucking one’s necktie into one’s overalls.