Hey, guys? I know you’re all excited about the first anniversary of Alpha Phi Omega, and we are, too.

But you will want to blow out and probably remove that candle before you cut the cake it’s sitting on.

What exactly is the world coming to when a rural college that originally gave educational opportunities that helped young women get off the farm brings fake dairy cows onto campus to be milked for entertainment?

Look at it however you want; it’s still The Gong Show.

The latest diversion on the minds of certain Centennial bloggers is one Charles Hapgood.

Commenters, remember him?

Who has good stories?

No joke: This is a photo of a then-new group on campus called “A Woman’s Point of View.”

If the photo editor of the 1982 Kronicle is out there, would you care to discuss the fact that your representation of a woman’s point of view features women lying on the floor?

Nothing says “romance” quite like a teepee in the gym.

Just like any standard modern-day student’s room. You know, with a breakfast table. And oriental rug.

Keene’s answer to:

• Wham!?
• Jesus and Mary Chain?
• Depeche Mode?
• Some other band that continues to elude us?

You be the judge. C’mon, WKNH alums. This is all you.

Happy reunion weekend, everyone. Keep the rioting to a minimum.

Poor Gail.